Zeng Wei Jian: Kasian, Udah Pasang Muka Serem Malah Diketawain
Thursday, December 7, 2017
Edit
hpk
Zeng Wei Jian: Kasian, Udah Pasang Muka Serem Malah Diketawain
Berita Islam 24H - Kumis melintang. Suaranya keras. Sengit. Mata melotot. Mendelik. Celingak-celinguk. Muka seram. Intonasi tinggi. Otak ditaro dalam laci. Ditinggal di rumah. Kuncinya ilang. Gara-gara penampilan Abu Janda di ILC, Pro Ahok dapet stempel "Go-Block".
Abu Janda Al Boliwudi bukan ustad. Banyak tingkah di sosmed. Sternya Ahok. Tukang bully para ulama.
Anak ini punya stereotype sebagai penderita attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) alias hiperaktif.
Sok tenar, ngetag dan dikomplen Menteri Susi Pujiastuti. Pedenya naik setelah Cryil Rahul Hakeem ngacem usir Felix Siauw dari negaranya.
Abu Janda merusuh di tipi. Bikin gaduh cyber. Jutaan caci-maki, hinaan, omelan, damnation, meim, GIF menghiasi beranda. Abu Janda is the super star. Sanggup nutup amanat makan keong sawah.
Dengan peci miring, Abu Janda ingin tampil sebagai Standup Motherfucker. Jampang. Jawara. Bringas.
Ada 9259 orang janda di Malang. Bukan itu yang dimasalahin netizen. Dua hari berturut, Abu Janda dimaki dengan frase; pasang muka badak, belaga gila, ayam sayur, Antisosial Disorder, dan sebagainya.
Abu Janda jadi korban cyberbullies.
Menurut Wise geek, bully victims ngga punya social skills. Mereka punya masalah maintaining positive friendships. Berasal dari violent environment.
Namanya disingkat jadi AZAB, Abu Sendal, Orang Gila dan lain-lain. Ngeri banget. Ada yang beri predikat "Solpat". I don't know what it means. Dia bilang, "Selagi emak-emak caci maki si Solpat di ILC, gua kok malah nangis. Nangis seneng." Gubraaak.
Fotonya di ILC diinjek kaki, ditutup sapu ijuk, ditempelin celana dalam dan sebagainya.
Saking terhinanya Abu Janda, ada fans Ahokernya balik badan. Gus Yaqut Cholil berkomentar menolak Abu Janda adalah Kader Ansor. Katanya cuma perna ikut pendidikan dasar.
Ada yang bikin sebuah GIF. Potret Abu Janda dipasang di sebelah kiri. Di kanannya, diulang-ulang adegan Kyai Said Aqil Sirod berkata, "Goblok, goblok, goblok, goblok".
Meim-meim Abu Janda dikreasi. Ada foto Abu Botak ditempel micin. Seperti orang sakit kepala. Kreatif.
Usai ILC, Abu Janda coba ngeles. Nulis macem-macem. Selain Menteri Susi, kecaman juga keluar dari mantan anggota DPR-RI, Djoko Edhi Abdurahman. "Tak bisa diralat perilaku di depan tv dengan tulisan. Kalau keok di depan tv, ya keok aja. Jangan banyak omong," katanya.
Alumni HMI Geisz Cholifah berkata, "Secara telak, Abu Janda dan Denny Siregar telah patah. Ahoker dua itu sudah habis. Sulit buat bangkit. Stempel 'dungu' di jidat mereka sudah melekat. Ngga bisa dicopot."
Sadis-sadis cemo'ohnya. Abu Janda digambar galak di Medsos, cemen di dunia nyata. Hiu dan macan di internet tapi realitanya cuma cebong dan patung macan.
Kasian, uda pasang muka serem malah diketawain. Ngga ada yang takut.
THE END
By Zeng Wein Jian
the cheapest car insurance
cost of car insurance
best car insurance quotes
insurance auto
insurance quotes car
get car insurance quotes online
car insurance agent
instant car insurance quote
car insurance websites
direct car insurance
insure a car
motor car insurance quote
cheap car insurance
online quotes for car insurance
car insurers
commercial car insurance
motor insurance quote
car insurance quotes online
get a quote online
international health insurance
compare car insurance quotes
insurance for car
compare car insurance
car insurance
buy life insurance online
compare auto insurance
international medical insurance
general car insurance
cheap motor insurance
low car insurance
car insurance comparison
company car insurance
budget car insurance
private health insurance
online quote car insurance
cheap motor car insurance
car insurance for new drivers
cheap car insurance quotes online
online car insurance quotes
get car insurance quotes
car insurance quotes comparison
motor car insurance
car insurance quotes
car insurance cheap
comprehensive car insurance
best auto insurance
short term health insurance
motor insurance
cheap online car insurance
online motor insurance quotes
car insurance california
buycarinsurance
online vehicle insurance
free car insurance quotes
landlord insurance
health insurance for children
motorbike insurance
monthly car insurance
car insurance usa
car insurance reviews
car insurance renewal quotes
vehicle insurance
health insurance rates
term life insurance quotes
vehicle insurance quotes
car insurance compare
motor vehicle insurance
best car insurance
motor insurance online quote
car insurance online quote
life insurance online
supplemental health insurance
best car insurance rates
car insurance discounts
motor vehicle insurance quotes
auto insurance
cheap travel insurance
bike insurance
travel medical insurance
buy car insurance online
online motor insurance
travel insurance quote
get a quote for car insurance
health insurance agent
car insurance companies
cheap car insurance companies
travel insurance
annual travel insurance
commercial vehicle insurance
permanent life insurance
medical insurance quotes
online car insurance
cheap car insurance quotes
car insurance online
quote insurance online
level term life insurance
health insurance comparison
how much is car insurance
travel health insurance
pet health insurance
quotes on cars
health ins
travel insurance uk
quote for car insurance
get insurance quote online
disability insurance quote
temporary health insurance
temporary insurance
rental car insurance
cheap health insurance
auto insurance compare
third party car insurance
buy health insurance
auto insurance quotes
cheap insurance companies
best term life insurance
personal health insurance
online quote insurance
car insurance premium
health insurance policies
quotes for cars
whole life insurance
credit insurance
cheap van insurance
cheap term life insurance
cheap motorcycle insurance
compare life insurance
car insurance cover
health insurance
motorcycle insurance
short term car insurance
health insurance coverage
insurance qoute
cheap life insurance
house insurance quote
car insurance uk
health insurance companies
cigna health insurance
cheap insurance
cheap car insurance uk
compare health insurance
car insurance for young drivers
short term insurance
online health insurance
caravan insurance
life insurance comparison
direct insurance
health insurance plans
motor insurance online
car insurance estimator
accident insurance
home insurance quotes
nj car insurance
new car insurance
private medical insurance
home insurance
car insurance brokers
car insurance rates
commercial insurance
health insurance quotes
motor insurance companies
which car insurance
car quotes online
online auto insurance
flood insurance
cheap auto insurance quotes
car insurance agencies
business health insurance
term life insurance
truck insurance
professional indemnity insurance
life insurance
car insurance policy
long term care insurance
drive insurance
buy insurance
car ins
motorcycle insurance quote
critical illness insurance
term insurance
student health insurance
home insurance comparison
insurance rates
insurance cover
holiday insurance
insurance sites
online vehicle insurance quotes
company website
home insurance rates
compare insurance
buy insurance online
affordable medical insurance
car insurance coverage
product liability insurance
home contents insurance
buy life insurance
renters insurance
group health insurance
family health insurance
motor insurance quote online
mortgage insurance
best home insurance
personal insurance
medical insurance
property insurance
life insurance agent
group insurance
aetna health insurance
cheap medical insurance
liability insurance
rental insurance
life insurance policy
group life insurance
general liability insurance
insurance quotes online
all car insurance companies
best health insurance
insurance plans
life insurance for seniors
van insurance
website quote
universal life insurance
building insurance
co insurance
insurance car
car insurance prices
disability insurance
insurance vehicle
cheap vehicle insurance
senior life insurance
medical insurance plans
insurance health
house insurance
life insurance quotes
car quotes
cheap home insurance
